Welcome to My SMS's :- Dirty sms
| Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! |
| by . Dirty sms 460 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| Sexguru's profound GYAN: Fuck a woman once and she'll happily love u rest of her life. But love a woman once and she'll fuck ur life 4ever! |
| by Roop . Dirty sms 953 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| 3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance. |
| by . Dirty sms 2086 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control! |
| by . Dirty sms 2087 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. |
| by . Dirty sms 2088 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!! |
| by . Dirty sms 2089 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT' |
| by . Dirty sms 2090 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME! |
| by . Dirty sms 2091 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money |
| by . Dirty sms 2092 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine. |
| by . Dirty sms 2093 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
| Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text! |
| by . Dirty sms 2094 Click on text and press Ctrl + C and paste it in orkut scrap |
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